You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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