i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My feet surprised me
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