Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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