I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh god the rape fog is back!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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