North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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