Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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