he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You are a genius and a whore.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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