Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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