Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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