Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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