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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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