is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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