so that wasnt chicken after all
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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