i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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