Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
