once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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