I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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