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Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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