shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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