she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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