sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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