You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what if I'm pregnant?
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it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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