At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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