I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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