this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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