My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Bring me that man meat
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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