she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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