My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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