apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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