i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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