Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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