Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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