just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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