best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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