I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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