my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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