you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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