Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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