I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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