I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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