I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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