what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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