dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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