dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Acid is not a monday night drug
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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