She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
