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that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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