it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You need a sexual gate keeper
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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