are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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