how can u be prego again
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize