I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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