so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
