I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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